Square Testicles

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning
with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
and insisted on talking to the President of the Bank because, she
said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able
to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made
bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president
and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of
money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10
 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No
problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles,
turning them this way and that, checking the m over again and
again until he was positive that no one could consider his
testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'cloc k the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop
his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked
the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the
president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be
100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and
she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that
around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of
the President of the Bank of Canada !'

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck
to everyone with whom it is shared.

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