I’m Not so sure I’ll be running out to buy any of these anytime soon.

Lonely Woman Pillow
          Sometimes We All Just Need a Hug

ToddleMop
        Gives a New Definition to Rug Rat.

Pick Another Pair Of Shoes
        That’s What You Get for Wearing Them After Labor Day!

Cranial Crutch
        And I Thought Stretching The Neck Meant Something Else!

They Dropped a House On Her Sister
        Always Wondered what a Smug Bubble Looked Like.

Too Lazy To Blow
        Next Week, A Fork With a Chainsaw Attachment.

Just What We Need, A Plunger Head
        Here in the USA, We Already Have a Name for People
         with a Plunger Attached to Their Heads.

Wonder If It Sticks Paper Together Too.
        Next Week, Peanut Butter in a Squeeze Tube
         and Jelly in a Syringe.

Her Name is Pronounced "Shith-Ead"
        Her Name is Pronounced “Shith-Ead”.

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